How-To Manual to Destroy Toilet Paper
Dear fellow ripper, Thank you for perusing this how-to manual on the complexity (and the necessity) of destroying toilet paper. This manual covers the following topics: What is toilet paper, and why it must be destroyed. A step-by-step guide to destroying toilet paper. Some of the discussion in this manual assumes your familiarity with certain concepts and techniques. If at any point in reading the manual, you do not understand something, you can always spend some time worshipping your assigned cat supervisor — taking care to precisely follow your particular supervisor’s instructions on how they like to be worshipped. With much ado (and after a four-hour nap), let’s get started. In this manual, you will learn to unspool, rip, chew, desiccate, shred, and otherwise destroy this evil, nefarious device you humans call toilet paper. What is toilet paper? It is no ordinary paper. Ordinary paper is flat. And one can comfortably sit on it for hours. No, toilet paper is all rolled up, designed ...